Hamilton: The Ultimate Test of Your Bladder Control
So, you wanna know how long Hamilton is, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into a world of non-stop rapping, historical accuracy (kinda), and questionable life choices.
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How Long is This Thing, Anyway?
Let's cut to the chase: Hamilton clocks in at a hefty 2 hours and 45 minutes, including one intermission. That's right, folks. Two and a half hours of non-stop energy, history, and hip-hop. It's like running a marathon, but with less sweating and more lyrical genius.
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Is That Even Humanly Possible?
You might be thinking, "Two and a half hours? Are you kidding me? That's longer than some flights!" And you'd be absolutely right. It's a commitment, that's for sure. But trust me, when you're caught up in the whirlwind of Hamilton, time flies like a paper airplane made of dollar bills.
Tip: Don’t just glance — focus.
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Planning Your Bathroom Break
Let's be real, everyone needs a bathroom break at some point. So, when should you plan your escape? Well, there's only one intermission, and it comes smack dab in the middle of the show. So, if you're the type who can hold it for two hours, you're golden. If not, you might wanna invest in adult diapers or consider a shorter musical.
Tip: The middle often holds the main point.
Worth Every Second?
Now, you might be wondering, "Is it really worth sitting through 2 hours and 45 minutes of a musical?" And the answer is a resounding YES. Hamilton is a masterpiece. It's funny, it's moving, it's educational (kinda), and it's just plain unforgettable. Plus, you'll be able to impress all your friends with your newfound knowledge of American history.
Tip: Watch for summary phrases — they give the gist.
How to... Hamilton Edition
- How to survive Hamilton without peeing your pants: Plan your hydration accordingly, consider adult beverages (responsibly), or practice your bladder control.
- How to impress your friends with Hamilton knowledge: Quote Lin-Manuel Miranda like it's your job. Bonus points for using historical references.
- How to get Hamilton tickets: Be prepared to camp out, enter a lottery, or sell your firstborn child. Just kidding (kinda).
- How to sing along to Hamilton without getting kicked out: Keep it low, keep it enthusiastic, and maybe invest in a karaoke machine for your car.
- How to appreciate the genius of Lin-Manuel Miranda: Listen to the soundtrack on repeat, watch the Disney+ version, and bow down to the musical theater god.
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