The Never-Ending Saga: The Texas A&M vs LSU Game
Let's talk about a football game that could rival the plot of a soap opera: Texas A&M vs LSU. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Another one of those rivalry games." But trust me, this one takes the cake (or should I say, the football).
A Game for the Ages (Literally)
In 2018, these two teams decided to play a friendly little game of football that somehow stretched into the next millennium. Seven overtimes later, we finally had a winner. And by "we," I mean, someone did. The rest of us were probably busy defrosting our frozen dinners.
This wasn't just a football game; it was an endurance test, a psychological warfare, and a serious threat to anyone trying to maintain a normal sleep schedule. Imagine watching this game live. You'd probably need therapy, a time machine, and a really good excuse for missing work the next day.
The Aftermath: PTSD and Pizza
The aftermath of this game was like a natural disaster. Fans were emotionally drained, meteorologists were confused about the sudden increase in humidity (thanks to all the sweat), and pizza delivery services were having a field day.
But hey, at least we got to witness a piece of football history. Or infamy, depending on which team you support.
How Long Was It, Really?
So, how long did this monstrosity of a game last? Well, let's just say it was longer than a Kardashian wedding, a government shutdown, and a three-toed sloth's nap combined. If you converted those hours into minutes, then seconds, and then tried to count them all, you'd probably end up bald from pulling your hair out.
How To...
- How to watch a football game without aging 10 years: Set a timer for two hours, then go outside and enjoy the fresh air.
- How to survive a seven-overtime game: Stock up on caffeine, snacks, and patience. Or just watch highlights.
- How to avoid water damage from crying during the game: Invest in a good waterproof couch cover.
- How to explain to your boss why you're late to work: "I was busy witnessing history, sir/madam."
- How to appreciate the simple things in life: Like a regular-length football game.