Jinkx Monsoon: Chicago's Queen for a Hot Minute
So, you wanna know how long Jinkx Monsoon is sticking around the Windy City? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is a tale as dramatic as a Chicago thunderstorm.
A Limited Engagement of Epic Proportions
Let's get down to brass tacks. Jinkx, our beloved, two-time RuPaul's Drag Race winner, is only in Chicago for a blink-and-you'll-miss-it two weeks. That's right, from June 27th to July 12th, she's serving up sass, shade, and show-stopping vocals as Matron "Mama" Morton in the Broadway hit, Chicago.
It's like a cosmic joke, right? The queen of all queens, gracing us with her presence for a mere fortnight. We should probably build a shrine or something. Or at least hoard tickets like they're gold.
FOMO Alert: Don't Miss Out
If you're thinking, "I'll catch her next time," honey, think again. This is Jinkx Monsoon we're talking about. You cannot miss this. It's like trying to skip a Beyoncé concert. It's simply unacceptable.
So, clear your schedule, ditch your FOMO, and get your tickets. Because when Jinkx leaves Chicago, it's gonna feel like someone stole the sun.
How to...
- How to get tickets? Well, darling, you better be quick! Check out Broadway Direct or other ticket-selling platforms.
- How to prepare for the show? Practice your best death drop, obviously. And maybe learn the lyrics to "Cell Block Tango."
- How to survive the post-show blues? Immerse yourself in all things Jinkx. Watch Drag Race, listen to her music, and dream of the day she returns.
- How to convince your friends to go? Bribery works wonders. Or just tell them they'll regret it forever.
- How to cope with the fact that Jinkx isn't staying longer? Therapy. Lots of therapy. Just kidding (kind of).
