From Jersey to Cali: A Journey of Epic Proportions (or Not)
So, you're dreaming of swapping snowstorms for sunshine, bagels for burritos, and the Jersey Turnpike for the Pacific Coast Highway? Well, hold your horses (or should I say your Prius?) because getting from New Jersey to California is no small feat. Let's break it down.
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The Great American Road Trip: A Fool's Errand?
Now, you could drive. It's about 3,000 miles, which is like driving to the moon... if the moon was in Nebraska. Sure, you'll see some cool stuff: the Grand Canyon, the Rocky Mountains, maybe even a tumbleweed or two. But let's be real, by the time you get to California, you'll look like you've been abducted by aliens.
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Flying: The Sane Option
Flying is probably your best bet. Unless you're secretly a tortoise, in which case, good luck with that cross-country crawl. A non-stop flight is usually around 5-6 hours. That's enough time to watch three rom-coms, eat a questionable airplane meal, and contemplate your life choices.
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How Long Is Really Too Long?
Let’s be honest, any journey that involves crossing multiple time zones is going to feel like an eternity. But if you're looking for a specific number, here's a breakdown:
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- Driving: About 40-50 hours, depending on traffic, bathroom breaks, and how many times you stop to take pictures of cows.
- Flying: 5-7 hours, depending on layovers and whether or not you get upgraded to first class.
- Walking: Never. Just don't.
Remember: This is just an estimate. Factors like weather, traffic, and whether or not you get lost while looking for a decent In-N-Out can all affect your travel time.
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How to...
- How to survive a cross-country road trip: Bring plenty of snacks, podcasts, and patience. Oh, and a really good playlist.
- How to choose the best airline: Look for good reviews, reasonable prices, and ample legroom. And maybe avoid airlines with names that sound like they belong on a superhero comic.
- How to pack light: Roll your clothes, use travel-sized toiletries, and leave the extra pair of shoes at home. Unless you're planning on a fashion show in the desert.
- How to stay entertained on a long flight: Download movies, bring a good book, or learn a new language. Just don't try to start a conversation with your seatmate about quantum physics.
- How to deal with jet lag: Drink plenty of water, avoid caffeine, and try to adjust to the local time as soon as possible. And maybe schedule a massage for when you arrive.
So there you have it. California is calling, and it's up to you to decide how to answer. Just remember, no matter how you get there, enjoy the journey!
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