Houston Texans: First Round Pick or First Round Trip?
So, you wanna know how many first-round picks the Houston Texans have, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be a rollercoaster of draft drama.
The Texans: Draft Day Drama Queens
Let's face it, the Texans have been on quite the rollercoaster of draft picks. One year they're swimming in first-rounders, the next they're watching the draft from a cozy couch with a bag of chips. It's like they're the Kardashians of the NFL, but with less drama (okay, maybe not less drama).
Remember that time they had two first-round picks? Yeah, that was wild. They were basically kids in a candy store, grabbing every shiny new toy they could find. Then, poof, they traded them away faster than you can say "Deshaun Watson." Classic Texans.
Where Are Those Picks Anyway?
Fast forward to 2024, and the Texans are currently pickless in the first round. That's right, they're sitting this one out. It's like they're on a strict diet or something. But don't worry, they've got plenty of picks in later rounds. It's like they're saving up for a down payment on a really good offensive lineman.
So, to answer your burning question: The Houston Texans have 0 first-round picks in the 2024 NFL Draft.
But hey, who needs first-rounders when you can have heart and determination? Or something like that.
How to... Draft Day Edition
- How to trade a first-round pick: Easy! Just find a team desperate for a quarterback and offer them a bag of chips and a promise.
- How to survive the draft without a first-round pick: Stock up on snacks, your favorite sports drink, and prepare to be the life of the party at your draft watch party (you’re the only one not stressing).
- How to find hope in a pickless draft: Remember, it's not about the round, it's about the player. Some of the biggest steals happen in the later rounds.
- How to avoid draft day meltdowns: Breathe. It's just a game. (Easier said than done, we know.)
- How to impress your friends with draft knowledge: Learn the difference between a compensatory pick and a conditional pick. Trust us, it'll come in handy.
