Houston Rockets: The Great Wall of Losses (Probably)
So, you wanna know how many games the Houston Rockets won last season? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this might be a longer story than you bargained for.
A Tale of Woe (or Just Bad Luck?)
Let's just say that the Houston Rockets had a season that was about as exciting as watching paint dry. Or maybe even less exciting. Think of it this way: if losing was an Olympic sport, the Rockets would be bringing home gold, silver, and bronze every year.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But hey, every team has a bad season!" And you're absolutely right. But there's a difference between a bad season and a "we're-actively-trying-to-lose" season. And let's just say the Rockets were somewhere in between.
The Math is Painful
To cut to the chase, the Houston Rockets managed to rack up a whopping 22 wins last season. Yes, you read that right. Twenty-two. Which, if we're being honest, is more wins than I had in my fantasy football league. But hey, small victories, right?
How to Cope with Rocket-Sized Disappointment
If you're a die-hard Rockets fan, I commend your loyalty. You're like a masochist with a basketball fetish. But fear not, there's hope! Here are a few tips to help you cope with the pain:
- Lower your expectations: This might sound harsh, but it's true. Expecting a championship from the Rockets is like expecting a squirrel to fly a plane.
- Find a new hobby: Maybe try knitting, or stamp collecting. Or even learning to play the accordion. Anything to distract you from the Rockets' woes.
- Embrace the tank: Look, I know it's painful, but the Rockets are clearly rebuilding. So, why not enjoy the journey of watching young players develop? It's like raising a basketball-playing puppy.
FAQ: Rocket-Related Riddles
How to survive a Rockets fan?
- Answer: Stock up on tissues, chocolate, and your favorite coping mechanism.
How to become a Rockets expert?
- Answer: Watch every game, memorize the entire roster, and start a Rockets-themed podcast.
How to stay positive as a Rockets fan?
- Answer: Practice mindfulness, meditation, and maybe a little denial.
How to prepare for next season?
- Answer: Lower your expectations again, and repeat steps 1-3.
How to find happiness in life despite being a Rockets fan?
- Answer: Realize that basketball is just a game, and there are more important things in life. Like puppies, ice cream, and sleep.
