California's Mission Impossible: Counting the Old Missions
So, you wanna know how many old missions there are in California? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to embark on a historical adventure that's more exciting than a reality TV show.
Mission: Impossible (or at least, Improbable)
First off, let's clear something up: there aren't any secret agents or exploding briefcases involved. We're talking about actual missions, those religious outposts built by the Spanish back in the day. You know, the ones with the dreamy architecture and the dramatic stories.
Now, you might think counting them would be as easy as counting sheep. But, alas, it's not that simple. Some missions are in ruins, others have been restored, and a few have morphed into something entirely different (like a college campus or a tourist trap).
The Mission Trail: A Scenic Route
If you're feeling adventurous, you could always drive the California Mission Trail. It's like a real-life Monopoly board, but instead of buying properties, you're visiting historical landmarks. Just remember, don't try to collect them all – you'll go broke faster than a Kardashian without a sponsorship deal.
The Lowdown on the Numbers
To cut a long story short, there are 21 missions that make up the California Mission Trail. That's right, 21! It's like a religious version of the Avengers, but without the fancy gadgets and the world-saving.
But wait, there's more! In addition to the main 21, there were also smaller outposts called asistencias and estancias. So, if you're a real history buff, you could spend your life counting those too. But let's be honest, who has time for that?
How to...
- How to visit all the missions in one day? Impossible. Even Tom Cruise couldn't pull that off.
- How to pronounce "mission"? Mee-shun. It's not rocket science.
- How to avoid crowds at the missions? Go during the week, or visit the lesser-known ones.
- How to learn more about mission life? Read a book, watch a documentary, or take a guided tour.
- How to appreciate the history of California? Visit the missions, of course!