Chicago Justice: A One-Hit Wonder?
So, you wanna know how many seasons of Chicago Justice there are, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be a short ride.
The Short Answer: One. Just one measly season.
The Long, Dramatic Pause: Imagine building up this grand legal drama, introducing us to a bunch of characters we’re just starting to like, and then BAM! It's over. Like, really over. It’s like ordering a pizza, getting one slice, and then the pizza guy takes the rest back. Rude, right?
The Conspiracy Theory Corner: Some people say it was a ratings thing. Others blame aliens. Personally, I think it's because they wanted to see if they could break our hearts in the most efficient way possible. Mission accomplished, NBC.
The Silver Lining: Okay, so it ended too soon, but let’s not dwell on the negative. At least we got to see Peter Stone, that smoldering hottie, before he moved on to Law & Order: SVU. And let's be real, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory?
How to...
- How to watch Chicago Justice: If you're one of the few who haven't experienced this legal rollercoaster, you can probably find it on streaming platforms. Or, you know, you could just read about it online and pretend you watched it.
- How to cope with the cancellation: Therapy, ice cream, and endless reruns of Law & Order: SVU might help.
- How to avoid disappointment: Lower your expectations for new TV shows. It’s a cruel world out there.
- How to appreciate the one season we got: Remember the good times, the dramatic courtroom scenes, and the fact that it could have been worse (looking at you, Firefly).
- How to move on: Focus on the other Chicago shows. There’s always hope for a Chicago Justice revival, right? Right?