Sick Days: A Teacher's Golden Ticket (or So They Think)
So, you wanna know how many sick days a NYC DOE teacher gets? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be a wild ride. Let's dive into the magical world of teacher absences, where dreams of relaxation meet the harsh reality of lesson plans.
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The Sick Bank: Your Teacher's Secret Stash
NYC DOE teachers don't get sick days in the traditional sense. Instead, they have this mystical thing called a Cumulative Absence Reserve (CAR), lovingly referred to as the "sick bank." It's basically a piggy bank for days off, but instead of coins, you're saving up precious moments of freedom from grading papers.
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You start with a cool 10 days per school year. Sounds like a dream, right? Wrong. Because let's face it, teachers are human too, and humans get sick more than 10 times a year. Unless, of course, they're made of steel and run on coffee and pure determination.
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The Art of the Self-Treated Day
Now, here's where things get interesting. For those first 10 glorious days of your sick bank, you don't need a doctor's note. It's like a free pass to play hooky! A little sniffle? Allergy season. A headache? Stress from grading. You're basically a walking medical encyclopedia.
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But remember, with great power comes great responsibility (or at least a guilt trip from your overachieving colleague). So, use your self-treated days wisely, my friend.
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Beyond the Magical 10
Once you've drained your sick bank, you enter the realm of the doctor's note. This is where things get a bit more complicated. You can borrow sick days, but it's like taking out a loan with a pretty high-interest rate. And let's not forget the dreaded substitute teacher, who might just turn your carefully crafted lesson plans into a chaotic free-for-all.
So, to sum it up: NYC DOE teachers have a love-hate relationship with sick days. They dream of endless relaxation, but the reality is a constant balancing act between staying healthy and keeping their students on track. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.
How to... Sick Day Edition
- How to survive on less than 10 sick days a year? Prioritize self-care, stock up on vitamin C, and master the art of faking it till you make it.
- How to use a self-treated day without feeling guilty? Remember, you're human. You deserve a break. Enjoy it guilt-free!
- How to handle a substitute teacher who's out of control? Leave detailed lesson plans, bribe them with chocolate, and pray.
- How to maximize your sick bank? Avoid the school germ factory at all costs, wash your hands religiously, and invest in a good humidifier.
- How to cope with the guilt of taking a sick day? Remind yourself that you're not a robot and that taking care of yourself is essential.
So there you have it, folks. The thrilling world of teacher sick days. Let's give a round of applause to all the teachers out there who manage to survive on such limited sick time. You deserve a medal (and maybe a longer vacation).
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