Rainy Days and Mondays (and Tuesdays and Wednesdays...)
New York City, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of... and umbrellas are essential accessories. Let’s talk about the elephant in the room, or rather, the rain cloud above our heads: just how many weekends did it rain in NYC in 2023?
A Soggy Saga
If you thought Noah built the Ark for fun, think again. The guy probably had a soft spot for New Yorkers and 2023. It was like Mother Nature decided to host a never-ending water balloon fight, and our city was the target practice.
We’re talking about a level of rainfall that would make a rainforest jealous. Remember that time you planned a perfect picnic in Central Park, only to be greeted by a deluge that would make Niagara Falls blush? Yeah, us too. Every. Single. Weekend.
The Statistics Don’t Lie (But They’re Depressing)
Now, let’s get down to the nitty gritty. According to some extremely reliable sources (okay, we googled it), a whopping 82% of weekends in 2023 saw some form of precipitation in NYC. That’s like winning the lottery of disappointment. We’re starting to think there’s a secret society of cloud-manipulators out there, and they have it in for us.
What to Do When it Rains Cats and Dogs (and Umbrellas)
Okay, so we can’t control the weather (yet), but we can control our attitude. Here are a few tips to survive the deluge:
- Embrace your inner fish: Get a pair of galoshes, a raincoat, and pretend you’re a mermaid exploring the underwater world of New York.
- Indoor adventures: Museums, theaters, and cozy coffee shops are your new best friends.
- Learn a new skill: Use the extra time indoors to pick up a hobby. Maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for knitting or playing the ukulele.
How to Survive a Rainy NYC Weekend
- How to find indoor activities: Check out local museums, theaters, and entertainment venues.
- How to stay dry and stylish: Invest in a good raincoat and a pair of waterproof boots.
- How to make the most of it: Order takeout, watch movies, and enjoy some quality me-time.
- How to avoid cabin fever: Take short walks in the rain, or try indoor workouts.
- How to plan for the future: Keep an eye on the weather forecast and have a backup plan for outdoor activities.
So, there you have it. The rainy saga of 2023. Let’s hope for sunnier days ahead, but in the meantime, let’s embrace the puddles and find joy in the little things (like dry socks).
Disclaimer: This post is based on exaggerated statistics for comedic effect. Please don’t blame us for your soggy weekends.
