Whitney Houston: The Queen of Pop, the Queen of Docs?
Let's talk about Whitney Houston documentaries. Or, as I like to call them, the never-ending saga of "I Will Always Love You" retellings.
I mean, it’s like every other year, someone decides, “Hey, let's dig up old footage of Whitney and slap a documentary tag on it.” It's a goldmine, people! Whitney's life was a rollercoaster - highs that could touch the heavens and lows that could make a submarine jealous. So, naturally, there's enough material to fill an entire streaming platform.
Tip: Read aloud to improve understanding.
 |
| How Many Whitney Houston Documentaries Are There |
Whitney Houston: A Documentary Bonanza
Now, I'm not saying we don't love a good Whitney deep dive. Her voice was a gift from the gods, and her story is undeniably captivating. But seriously, how many angles can you explore? We've had the tragic love story angle, the drug addiction angle, the comeback queen angle, and even the bathtub angle (let's not go there).
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
I'm starting to think there's a secret society of documentary filmmakers who meet up annually and decide, "Alright, who's gonna tackle Whitney this year? We need something fresh. How about a documentary about her left shoe?"
QuickTip: Reading twice makes retention stronger.
 |
So, How Many Whitney Houston Documentaries Are There, Really?
Good question! I've lost count. There's Whitney, Whitney: Can I Be Me, Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance With Somebody, and a bunch of others with titles so similar, I need a flowchart to keep track. It's like the documentary equivalent of the Kardashian family tree.
Tip: Focus on sections most relevant to you.
But hey, if you're a die-hard Whitney fan, more power to you! Just remember, there's a fine line between being a dedicated fan and being a documentary stalker.
How To... Whitney Houston Documentary Edition
- How to watch all the Whitney Houston documentaries without going insane: Start with a strong coffee, a comfy couch, and a subscription to every streaming service known to man.
- How to find a new perspective on Whitney Houston: Listen to her music without watching a documentary for a change. Trust me, her voice is still mind-blowing.
- How to make your own Whitney Houston documentary: Grab a camcorder, some old home videos, and a really good editor. Just kidding, don't do that. Copyright laws are a thing.
- How to appreciate Whitney Houston's legacy: Celebrate her music, respect her struggles, and remember that she was a human being first and foremost.
- How to stop talking about Whitney Houston documentaries: Find a new obsession. Maybe deep-sea creatures or the history of cheese?
 |
