Winging It: A Deep Dive into Old Chicago's Tall Order
The Great Wing Conundrum
So, you're staring at the Old Chicago menu, your mouth watering, and your eyes fixated on the tantalizing phrase "Tall Order of Wings". You're probably thinking, "Self, how many wings is that, exactly?" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into this feathery enigma.
Let's be honest, when it comes to wings, quantity is often as important as quality. (Don't judge me, I'm a wing enthusiast.) And when you're talking about Old Chicago's "Tall Order", you're basically entering the wing Olympics. It's a commitment, people.
How Many Wings is Too Many Wings?
Now, I've done the dirty work for you and scoured the internet for a definitive answer. Unfortunately, the world is full of cruel jokesters and wing-shy individuals who refuse to give a straight answer. Some say it's 20, others swear it's 24. But let's be real, who's counting when you're knee-deep in saucy goodness?
The Truth is Out There (Probably)
The most reliable source of information, as always, is Old Chicago itself. Your best bet is to call your local joint and ask them straight up. They'll probably give you a chuckle and a definitive answer. Or, you could just order a Tall Order and find out for yourself. Hey, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for science.
Tips for Tackling a Tall Order
- Gather your troops: This is not a solo mission. Bring reinforcements.
- Pace yourself: Savor the moment. Don't be that person who inhales their wings like a ravenous pterodactyl.
- Sauce selection: Choose wisely. You don't want to regret your life choices halfway through.
- Dipping etiquette: Ranch or blue cheese? The age-old question. There's no wrong answer, just preference.
In Conclusion
While the exact number of wings in an Old Chicago Tall Order remains a bit of a mystery, one thing's for sure: it's a lot. So gather your wing-loving comrades, prepare your taste buds, and get ready for a flavorful adventure.
How-To Questions and Quick Answers
- How to order the perfect Tall Order? Be confident, be hungry, be ready to share.
- How to eat a wing like a pro? Grab it by the bone, take a bite, enjoy the crunch.
- How to avoid wing sauce on your face? Focus, determination, and maybe a bib.
- How to share wings without causing a fight? Establish ground rules before diving in.
- How to satisfy your wing craving after finishing a Tall Order? Nap, dream of wings, repeat.
