Want to Be a Bears Fan? It's Gonna Cost Ya!
So, you want to be a Chicago Bears fan, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's about to get expensive. We're talking PSL expensive.
What the Heck is a PSL?
A PSL isn't just a fancy pumpkin spice latte (though that's definitely a perk of Bears fandom). In this case, we're talking about a Permanent Seat License. It's basically a ticket to the ticket. You pay a hefty sum for the right to buy season tickets every year. It's like paying rent for a seat that isn't even yours yet.
How Much Does This Madness Cost?
Let's just say it's not cheap. The price of a Bears PSL varies depending on the location of the seat. Think of it like real estate - the closer you are to the field, the more you'll pay. We're talking thousands of dollars here, folks. It's like buying a small car for a seat at a football game.
But wait, there's more! Even after you've shelled out for the PSL, you still have to pay for the actual season tickets. It's like paying tuition for a school you might get kicked out of (looking at you, Bears offense).
Is It Worth It?
That's the million-dollar question. If you're a die-hard Bears fan who lives and breathes the orange and blue, maybe. But for the average Joe, it might be a bit of a stretch. Remember, there's no guarantee the Bears will be good. In fact, there's a pretty good chance they won't.
So, before you empty your savings account on a PSL, consider this: you could buy a really nice TV and watch the games from the comfort of your own home. And you won't have to worry about parking or dealing with other fans.
How To... Bears PSL Edition
- How to break the news to your significant other: "Honey, I've decided to invest our life savings in something that will bring us immeasurable joy... and probably bankruptcy."
- How to justify the cost: "It's an investment in my mental health. Watching the Bears lose will be much more bearable with a good seat."
- How to prepare for game day: Wear your lucky jersey, bring extra layers (for both the weather and the emotional rollercoaster), and stock up on beer.
- How to cope with disappointment: Therapy, lots of therapy.
- How to sell your PSL: Good luck with that.
So, there you have it. The cold, hard truth about Bears PSLs. If you're still determined to take the plunge, may the football gods be with you.