How Much Does It Really Cost to Be a Citi Bike Whiz?
Let's talk money, baby. Or in this case, let’s talk about how much it costs to pretend you’re in a Wes Anderson movie, zipping around the concrete jungle on a Citi Bike. Because let’s face it, nothing says “sophisticated New Yorker” quite like unlocking a bike with your phone and almost immediately getting splashed by a passing bus.
The Price is Right (Or is it Wrong?)
So, you’re thinking about joining the Citi Bike cult? Good for you! You’re about to embark on a journey of wind-in-your-hair freedom and questionable hygiene. But first, let’s talk about the cold, hard cash.
- Single Ride: If you’re the spontaneous type who only wants to pretend to be a cyclist for 30 minutes, a single ride will set you back a cool $4.79. But let’s be real, you’ll probably end up riding for 31 minutes and then panic-pedaling to find a dock.
- Day Pass: Need a full day of two-wheeled adventure? The day pass is your ticket to bike lane glory. For a mere $19, you can pretend you’re training for the Tour de France. Just don’t forget to hydrate.
- Annual Membership: If you’re planning on becoming a Citi Bike aficionado, the annual membership is the way to go. For a cool $219.99, you can ride as much as you want (within reason, of course). Just remember, this doesn’t include a helmet or bike shorts. You’re on your own there.
Overtime is a Killer
Let’s talk about the dreaded overtime fees. Because nothing ruins a perfectly good bike ride like realizing you’re about to pay more than your rent for an extra 15 minutes. So, be warned: if you don’t return your bike on time, those fees can add up faster than you can say “I’ll just ride for five more minutes.”
How to Citi Bike Like a Pro
Now that you know the costs, let's talk about how to actually use this thing.
- How to avoid overtime fees: Set a timer on your phone. Or, you know, just be a responsible adult and return the bike on time.
- How to find a Citi Bike: Look for the blue and white bikes. Or, download the app and let it guide you to your nearest steed.
- How to unlock a Citi Bike: Open the app, scan the QR code, and voila! You’re off.
- How to dock a Citi Bike: Find an empty dock, line up the bike, and push it in until it clicks.
- How to survive a Citi Bike ride: Wear a helmet, be aware of your surroundings, and don’t try any stunts unless you’re a professional.
So, there you have it. Citi Bike: it’s more expensive than you think, but way more fun than taking the subway. Happy riding!