The Great Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Conundrum: How Much Will It Cost You Your Firstborn?
New York City: The concrete jungle where dreams are made, and so is the price of a bacon, egg, and cheese. Let’s dive into the thrilling world of BEC pricing, shall we?
The BEC: A New York Staple, A Wallet Killer
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (okay, like, 5 years ago), a BEC was a humble creature, costing about as much as a subway token. But then inflation happened, rent prices skyrocketed, and suddenly, that same BEC was demanding your firstborn child as payment.
It’s like the city decided to turn breakfast into a luxury item. You know, because nothing says “good morning” quite like a mortgage payment for your sandwich.
How Much is Too Much?
So, how much should you be paying for this breakfast masterpiece? Well, that’s the million-dollar question. Or should I say, the five-dollar question? Or maybe the ten-dollar question? You get the point.
The price can vary wildly depending on where you're buying it. If you're grabbing it from a street vendor, you might be able to snag it for around $5. But if you’re ordering it from a fancy, hipster-laden brunch spot, prepare to sell a kidney.
Pro tip: Avoid places with exposed brick walls and menus written on chalkboards. Those places are usually where BECs go to retire.
BEC Budgeting 101
If you're on a tight budget (or just want to save your organs), here are a few tips:
- Become best friends with the bodega owner: A little charm can go a long way.
- Learn to make your own: It might not be as convenient, but it will definitely be cheaper. Plus, you can experiment with different cheeses and bacon types.
- Consider a BEC subscription box: Okay, I made that up, but it would be pretty cool, right?
How to... BEC Wise
- How to find a cheap BEC: Look for bodegas and food carts in less touristy areas.
- How to upgrade your BEC: Add avocado, hot sauce, or everything bagel seasoning.
- How to survive the high cost of BECs: Start a GoFundMe, or consider moving to a less expensive city.
- How to make a BEC at home: Google is your friend.
- How to appreciate the beauty of a good BEC: Despite the price, it's still delicious.