Bobby Petrino: The Midas Touch (or Maybe Just a Really Good Agent)
So, you wanna know how much Bobby Petrino is raking in at Texas A&M? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the world of college football salaries, where money talks and defense... well, that's another story.
The Quick and Dirty
Let's cut to the chase. Bobby Petrino, the man who can apparently turn water into wine (and also, apparently, get fired from a lot of jobs), is making a cool $1.4 million a year as the offensive coordinator for the Texas A&M Aggies. That's right, you heard me correctly. One point four MILLION dollars. For calling plays. I mean, I can call plays. I once called a really good audible while playing Madden. Should I be negotiating a contract?
Breaking Down the Benjamins
Now, you might be wondering how on earth someone can justify that kind of salary for drawing up X's and O's. Well, it's a complex world out there. There's the whole "winning brings in money" argument, which, fair enough. There's also the "he's a proven offensive mastermind" angle, which, debatable. And then there's the simple fact that college football is a big, crazy money-making machine and someone has to reap the rewards. Why not Bobby Petrino?
Is It Worth It?
Look, I'm not here to judge. If you can get paid that much to do something you love, more power to you. But a part of me can't help but wonder if there's a better use for that kind of money. Like, maybe curing world hunger or something. Just sayin'.
How to Become a Million-Dollar Play-Caller (Probably Not)
- How to get a degree in coaching: While it's helpful to know the game, apparently it’s not strictly necessary.
- How to survive multiple firings: Resilience is key in this business. Just ask Bobby.
- How to negotiate a killer contract: This is probably the most important skill. Maybe take a course or two.
- How to call a winning play: This one's a wildcard. Maybe just pray?
- How to manage your money: Because, let’s face it, you're going to make a lot of it.
So there you have it, folks. The lowdown on Bobby Petrino's salary. Whether you think he's worth it or not is up to you. But one thing's for sure: the world of college football is a strange and wonderful place.