So, You Wanna Drive? Let's Talk DMV Fees
Okay, so you've finally decided to ditch the bus pass and embrace the freedom of the open road. That's great! But before you start dreaming of cruising down the Pacific Coast Highway with the top down, there's a little something called the DMV. Cue dramatic music.
The DMV: Where Dreams Go to Die (Or at Least Get Delayed)
Now, the DMV isn't exactly known for its efficiency or friendly staff. It's more like a black hole that sucks in your time and patience. But hey, it's a necessary evil. Unless you're planning on becoming a professional pedestrian, that is.
How Much Does It Cost to Prove You Know How to Drive Without Killing Anyone?
Alright, let's get to the brass tacks. How much will it set you back to prove to the DMV that you're not a complete idiot behind the wheel? Well, as of this writing, the glorious state of California charges a cool $33 for the privilege of taking their little written test.
Important note: This is just for the test, people. It doesn't include the cost of your driver's ed course, the eye exam, or the actual driving test. So, yeah, factor that into your budget.
Tips for Surviving the DMV
- Dress comfortably: You could be there for a while.
- Bring a good book: Or your phone, but be prepared to explain why you're smiling to a grumpy DMV employee.
- Practice the written test: There are plenty of online resources to help you study. Knowledge is power, or at least it is when dealing with the DMV.
- Lower your expectations: Seriously, just lower them.
How to... DMV Edition
- How to avoid the DMV? Teleportation or becoming a hermit. Your choice.
- How to pass the DMV written test? Study the driver's handbook like your life depends on it. Spoiler alert: it kinda does.
- How to stay sane at the DMV? Meditation, deep breathing, or counting the number of bald people.
- How to get a driver's license without actually driving? Time travel, perhaps?
- How to make the DMV a fun place to be? Well, that's a challenge even David Copperfield couldn't solve.
