So, You Wanna Know How Much the Most Expensive House in LA Costs?
Let's talk about houses that cost more than your annual salary (probably, unless you're a Kardashian). We're talking about places where the pool is bigger than your first apartment, and the closet space could house a small country.
Welcome to the World of Insane Real Estate
Los Angeles, the city of dreams, is also the city of ludicrously priced real estate. While you're struggling to find a decent one-bedroom that doesn't involve sharing a bathroom with strangers, some people are casually dropping millions on houses that look like they belong in a Bond movie.
Now, you might be wondering, "How much does this insanity cost?" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive deep into the world of astronomical price tags.
The Price Tag is... More Than You Can Imagine
Let's just say that if you had to sell everything you own, including your car, your grandma's antique teapot, and that questionable taxidermy you picked up at a garage sale, you might be able to afford a down payment. But let's be real, you'd probably end up living in your car.
To give you a ballpark figure (which is probably about the size of the living room in these houses), the most expensive houses in LA can easily hit the nine figures. Yep, that's a billion with a "b". We're talking about enough zeros to make your head spin.
What Do You Get for All That Money?
Okay, so you're probably thinking, "What kind of crazy amenities do you get for that kind of cash?" Well, let's just say it's more than a Jacuzzi and a home theater. We're talking about things like:
- Infinity pools that look like they belong on a cruise ship
- Private helipads because, why not commute in style?
- Underground bunkers in case the apocalypse happens (or you just really like privacy)
- Wine cellars that could rival a small liquor store
Basically, if you can dream it, it's probably in one of these houses.
How to Become a Millionaire (So You Can Afford This House)
Okay, so you're probably thinking, "How can I get my hands on one of these money pits?" Well, there's no easy answer, but here are a few ideas:
- Win the lottery: This one is pretty self-explanatory.
- Become a famous actor or musician: If you've got the talent, this could be your ticket to luxury.
- Invent something revolutionary: Think about it, the next big thing could be in your garage.
But seriously, let's keep our feet on the ground. Most of us will probably never own a house this expensive. But hey, it's fun to dream, right?
How To Questions
How to stop drooling over these houses? Distract yourself with pictures of cute puppies.How to cope with the fact that you'll never own one of these houses? Remember, happiness isn't about how much money you have.How to pretend you can afford one of these houses? Use Snapchat filters.How to convince your friends you're moving into one of these houses? Start dropping hints about your mysterious new "investor." How to deal with the inevitable disappointment when you realize you can't actually afford one of these houses? Ice cream helps.
