Rain, Rain, Go Away (But Not Too Fast, NYC Needs You!)
New York City, the concrete jungle where dreams are made (and umbrellas are lost). Right now, we’re knee-deep, or maybe even ankle-deep, in a watery situation. Let’s talk about the rain.
How Much Rain Has Actually Fallen?
You know that feeling when you’re trying to decide if you need a jacket? Well, New Yorkers have been having that feeling on repeat. It’s like Mother Nature is playing a cruel joke on us, alternating between “Tropical Paradise” and “Noah’s Ark.”
Quick answer: It’s been raining a LOT. Like, a really lot. Enough to make a duck jealous. But don’t worry, we’re not turning into Atlantis just yet.
Is This Normal?
Normal? Honey, this is New York. Normal is a subway delay and a slice of pizza that costs more than your rent. So, no, this isn't normal. But is it exciting? Absolutely. We’re basically living in a real-life weather app.
What Do We Do Now?
Well, we could build arks. Or we could embrace the rain. Put on your rain boots, grab a hot chocolate, and enjoy the show. And if you happen to have a waterproof comedy routine, now’s your time to shine.
Will It Ever Stop?
The million-dollar question. We’re hoping for a sunny spell soon, but if it keeps raining, we might start offering swimming lessons at the Central Park Zoo. Stay tuned for updates.
How To... Weather the Storm (Literally)
- How to dress for unpredictable weather: Layers, layers, layers. And a good umbrella. Or just give up and wear a raincoat all the time.
- How to avoid flood damage: Elevate your valuables, invest in a good sump pump, and consider building an ark (just kidding, kind of).
- How to find indoor activities: Museums, theaters, and cozy cafes are your friends. Or you could always start a new hobby, like indoor gardening.
- How to make the most of rainy days: Read a book, binge-watch your favorite show, or learn a new skill. Pro tip: baking is always a good option.
- How to stay sane during a downpour: Remember, it’s just water. And it will eventually stop. Deep breaths, people. Deep breaths.