Mammoth Mountain: A Snowy Spectacular or a Bald Spot?
So, you're planning a trip to Mammoth Mountain, huh? Good choice! Just don’t expect to build a snowman in July. Unless, of course, you've got a peculiar knack for conjuring up snow from thin air.
Snow Much Snow?
Mammoth Mountain is known for its epic snowfall, or so they say. They make it sound like it's a winter wonderland year-round. But let's be real, it's California. The Golden State, remember? The land of sunshine and surfer dudes. So, how much snow are we really talking about?
Well, the mountain boasts an average of 400 inches of snowfall annually. That’s like having a 33-foot snowman in your backyard. Impressive, right? But let’s not get carried away. That’s an average. Some years it's more like a 6-foot snowman, and other years, well, let's just say the snowman is on a diet.
When to Go: A Snowy Conundrum
The best time to visit for snow is, unsurprisingly, winter. But even then, Mother Nature can be a fickle mistress. Some years, the snow comes early and stays late. Other years, it’s more like a brief snow shower followed by a heatwave.
Pro tip: Check the snow report before you book your trip. And by "check the snow report," I mean obsess over it like a meteorologist.
Snow Much Fun?
If you're lucky enough to visit Mammoth during a good snow year, you're in for a treat. Skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing – you name it. But remember, even the best snow can’t save you from a bad fall. So, wear a helmet. And maybe some adult diapers, just in case.
Important note: Don’t forget to pack your sunscreen. Yes, you read that right. Even in the snow, you can get sunburned. Your future self will thank you.
How to...
- How to predict the snow: Unfortunately, there's no crystal ball (unless you count those fancy weather apps).
- How to dress for the snow: Layers, layers, layers. And waterproof boots.
- How to survive an avalanche: Avoid being in the path of one. Duh.
- How to make a snow angel: Lie on your back and flail your arms and legs. Easy peasy.
- How to enjoy Mammoth without snow: Explore the nearby lakes, go hiking, or simply relax in a hot spring.