Is it Gonna Snow in NYC Tomorrow? A Deep Dive into the White Stuff
So, you're wondering if the Big Apple is about to become the Big Iceberg? Let's talk snow. Or, more accurately, let's talk about the complete and utter lack of snow in August.
The Snowpocalypse Isn't Happening (Yet)
If you're dreaming of building a snowman in Times Square or having a snowball fight in Central Park, I've got some bad news for you. It's August. August. The month where the only thing that's supposed to be falling from the sky is overpriced cocktails. So, the chances of a snowstorm are about as likely as seeing a squirrel wearing a tiny tuxedo.
What About That "Slight Chance of Flurries" Thing?
Okay, okay, I hear you. Weather apps love to throw around terms like "slight chance of flurries" to keep us on our toes. But let's be real, if there's a "slight chance" of something happening in August, it's probably going to be a heatwave, not a blizzard.
So, How Much Snow Can We Expect?
The answer is simple: none. Zip. Zero. Nada. Unless, of course, you have a really powerful freezer and a whole lot of ice cubes.
How to Prepare for a Non-Existent Snowstorm (Just in Case)
Just kidding! But if you're really determined to be prepared for any weather situation, here are a few tips:
- How to avoid frostbite in August: Stay indoors, drink plenty of water, and wear sunscreen.
- How to build a snowman out of sand: It's not ideal, but hey, it's something.
- How to make snow angels on a hot beach: Just lie down and pretend.
- How to sled down a hill without snow: Try a cardboard box.
- How to stay warm in 90-degree weather: This one's tricky, but maybe try some really thick blankets?
So there you have it. No snow tomorrow. Go enjoy the sunshine and stop worrying about winter.