Houston: The Solar Eclipse Desert
So, you're wondering how often Houston gets to bask in the celestial glory of a solar eclipse, huh? Well, let me tell you, Houstonites, you've got more patience than a cat waiting for a laser pointer.
Eclipse? More Like Eclipse-sis!
Now, don't get me wrong, solar eclipses are pretty darn cool. The moon blocking out the sun? It's like nature's version of a really dramatic TikTok challenge. But if you're hoping for a regular eclipse party in Houston, you might want to lower your expectations.
Fun fact: The last time Houston experienced a total solar eclipse was in 1286. Yeah, you read that right. That's about as long ago as the first-ever TikTok dance challenge. So, if you missed it, don't worry, you're not alone. Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-