The Great Texas BBQ List Drought
Alright, let's talk about something really important: the Texas Monthly BBQ List. If you're a true Texan, or just someone who really, really loves barbecue, then you know what I'm talking about. It's like the BBQ Bible, the holy grail of smoked meats. But here's the burning question: How often does this delicious piece of literary gold actually grace our bookshelves?
A Quadrennial Feast (or Famine)
Let's get straight to the point: the Texas Monthly BBQ list is a quadrennial event. That means it comes out every four years. Four years. Can you believe it? That's like waiting for a Halley's Comet of brisket and beans! It's enough to make a grown man (or woman) weep tears of smoky joy (or frustration).
I mean, think about it. Four years is a long time in the BBQ world. New joints are popping up left and right, pitmasters are perfecting their craft, and our taste buds are evolving. So, by the time that list rolls around, is it even relevant anymore? It's like trying to predict the next World Cup champion four years in advance. Sure, you can make an educated guess, but things change.
The Anticipation is Killing Me (Slowly)
The lead-up to the Texas Monthly BBQ List is a rollercoaster of emotions. There's the initial excitement: "It's almost time! My favorite joint is gonna be number one, I just know it!" Then comes the doubt: "Wait, what if my go-to place doesn't make the list? My life will be ruined." And finally, there's the obsessive checking of Texas Monthly's website, refreshing every five minutes, hoping for an early release. It's a full-blown addiction, people.
How to Survive the BBQ List Drought
So, what's a barbecue lover to do in the meantime? Well, there are a few options:
- Embrace the local scene: Your hometown probably has some hidden gems that deserve your attention. Explore!
- Start your own BBQ list: Who needs Texas Monthly? Create your own ultimate BBQ ranking.
- Learn to barbecue yourself: Take matters into your own hands and become a pitmaster.
And remember, barbecue is about more than just the list. It's about sharing good food with good friends, enjoying the smoky flavor, and appreciating the art of slow cooking. So let's all raise a virtual glass of sweet tea to the next Texas Monthly BBQ List, and may the best brisket win!
How-To BBQ List Survival Guide
- How to survive the BBQ list drought: Explore local joints, create your own list, or learn to barbecue yourself.
- How to prepare for the next BBQ list: Start making a list of your favorite joints now.
- How to handle disappointment if your favorite joint doesn't make the list: Remember, there's more to life (and barbecue) than rankings.
- How to avoid BBQ burnout: Take a break and try other cuisines.
- How to maximize your BBQ enjoyment: Savor every bite and enjoy the company.