Freddy Fazbear and the Golden Ticket: An Age-Old Question
So, you wanna watch the Five Nights at Freddy's movie, huh? You’re probably imagining yourself jumping out of your seat, screaming like a banshee when those animatronics pop up. Well, hold your horses, young blood! Before you start planning your popcorn and soda strategy, let’s talk about the age-old question: How old do you have to be to watch this horror-filled masterpiece in the Golden State?
California Dreamin’ or Nightmare Fuel?
California, the land of sunshine, beaches, and apparently, terrifying animatronic creatures. It’s a place where dreams are made, and so are nightmares, apparently. But when it comes to watching Freddy Fazbear and his pals on the big screen, there are some rules.
The FNAF movie has been slapped with a Teen rating by the MPAA. This means it’s officially off-limits for those kiddos under the tender age of 13. So, if you’re still rocking braces and dreaming of your first kiss, you might want to stick to the PG-rated stuff for now.
Parental Guidance Suggested (Or Mandatory)
Now, just because you’re 13 doesn’t mean you’re automatically ready to face the horrors of Freddy's. If you’re on the younger side of the teen spectrum, it might be a good idea to bring a parent or guardian along. They can hold your hand, whisper comforting words, and maybe even explain what the heck is going on.
So, Can I Sneak In?
Look, we all wanted to sneak into R-rated movies when we were younger. But let’s be real, sneaking into a horror movie about killer robots is a whole different level of risky. You might end up having nightmares for life, or worse, getting caught and grounded until your next birthday. It’s just not worth it.
How to... Freddy Fazbear Edition
- How to determine if you're old enough: Check your birth certificate. If you're 13 or older, you're good to go (with parental guidance if you're close to 13).
- How to prepare for the movie: Stock up on popcorn, soda, and maybe a change of underwear.
- How to survive the movie: Bring a friend, hold hands, and scream together.
- How to recover from the movie: Sleep with the lights on, watch something cute and cuddly, and avoid dark corners.
- How to avoid nightmares: Avoid looking at Freddy Fazbear merchandise for at least a week.