From the Windy City to the Bend: A Guide to Surviving the Journey
So, you want to escape the hustle and bustle of Chicago for the slightly less hustle-y, slightly less bustle-y South Bend? Good choice! You're about to embark on a journey that's equal parts adventure and endurance test. Let’s break down your options.
Option 1: Train, Train, and Away We Go!
If you enjoy the rhythmic chugging of a train and the opportunity to people-watch without leaving your seat, the Amtrak is your jam. It's like a slow-motion rollercoaster, but without the upside-down loops (unless you count the weird dreams you might have). Plus, you get to enjoy the scenic beauty of the Midwest, or as some might call it, "endless fields of corn." Cue dramatic music
Option 2: Hit the Road, Jack!
Driving offers freedom, flexibility, and the chance to sing along to your favorite tunes at the top of your lungs (without judgment). But beware, the Indiana Toll Road is a money-sucking beast. It's like paying for a highway, but with extra steps. Still, the open road can be liberating, especially if you're the kind of person who enjoys staring at endless fields of corn.
Option 3: Fly, You Fools!
If you're short on time or have a fear of cornfields, flying might be your best bet. Just remember, you'll still have to deal with the joys of airport security and the questionable taste of airplane food. And let's not forget the potential for flight delays, because nothing says "fun" like being stuck in an airport.
Tips for Your Journey:
- Pack snacks: Because let's face it, airport food is a crime against humanity.
- Bring a good book or podcast: To distract yourself from the monotony of the journey.
- Don't forget your sense of humor: Because things will inevitably go wrong.
- Embrace the cornfields: They're a quintessential part of the Midwest experience.
How to...
- How to avoid traffic? Leave early, use a GPS, and pray to the traffic gods.
- How to entertain yourself on the train? Bring a good book, play games, or people-watch.
- How to find cheap flights? Use travel comparison websites and be flexible with your dates.
- How to survive a long car ride? Plan rest stops, pack snacks and drinks, and sing along to your favorite tunes.
- How to stay sane in an airport? Bring noise-canceling headphones, download plenty of entertainment, and find a quiet corner.
Safe travels, and may your journey be filled with fewer traffic jams and more open roads (or runways, or train tracks, depending on your choice of transportation).
