So, You Want a Handicap Placard? Let's Talk About It
Okay, so you’re thinking about getting a handicap placard. Let’s be honest, parking is a nightmare in LA, and if you’re lucky enough to qualify for a placard, more power to you. But before you start dreaming about those prime parking spots right in front of your favorite coffee shop, let’s get real about the process.
The Fine Print (or Should We Say, Placard Print?)
First things first, you’re going to need a doctor's note. Your friendly neighborhood GP probably won't cut it. You need someone who can convincingly argue that you're so crippled you can barely walk to the mailbox. And by “crippled,” we mean according to the very specific criteria laid out by the DMV. So, break out your thesaurus and start practicing your best “woe is me” face.
Once you’ve successfully convinced a doctor to write you a golden ticket (aka, the medical certification), you’ll need to fill out a mountain of paperwork. Yes, we know, paperwork is the worst. But hey, at least it’s not as bad as parallel parking.
The Wait is the Worst Part
After you’ve jumped through all the hoops, you’ll have to wait. And wait. And wait. It’s like waiting for your pizza order, but instead of deliciousness, you’re waiting for a little plastic thing that will hopefully make your life a little easier.
Tips and Tricks (Or, How to Avoid Getting Your Placard Revoked)
- Don’t abuse it: Just because you have a placard doesn’t mean you can park anywhere, anytime. There are rules, people.
- Be prepared to show ID: You might get asked to prove you’re the rightful owner of that sweet, sweet parking spot.
- Consider alternative transportation: If you’re only occasionally needing a placard, maybe look into ride-sharing services or public transportation.
How To’s for the Handicap Placard Curious
- How to qualify for a handicap placard: You typically need a permanent disability that significantly limits your ability to walk.
- How to apply for a handicap placard: Visit the California DMV website for specific instructions and forms.
- How to display a handicap placard: Hang it from your rearview mirror when parked.
- How to renew a handicap placard: Follow the renewal process outlined by the DMV.
- How to avoid getting your handicap placard revoked: Adhere to all placard regulations and use it only when necessary.