Want Your Name on a Chicago Street? Let's Get You There!
So, you've always dreamed of having a street named after you. Maybe you're the next Gandhi, or perhaps you just really like your own name. Either way, Chicago might be your oyster (or should we say, your street sign?). Let's dive into the world of honorary street signs.
Who Needs a Nobel Prize When You Can Have a Street?
It's not as glamorous as winning an Oscar, but having a street named after you is pretty darn cool. Imagine driving down YourName Street and thinking, "Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal." But before you start planning your victory party, let's get real. You're not going to rename Michigan Avenue after yourself. This is about honorary signs, not full-blown street renamings.
The Nitty Gritty: How to Get Your Name Up There
First things first, you need to be someone people like. Or at least tolerate. Being a total jerk probably won't win you any favors. Next, you'll need to find an alderman who’s willing to champion your cause. Think of them as your fairy godmother (or godfather) of street signs.
Once you've got your alderperson on board, it's time to gather support. Get your friends, family, and even your dog to write letters of support. The more people who love you (or at least pretend to), the better your chances.
The Wait is the Hardest Part
Now, comes the excruciating wait. The city council has to approve your sign, and that can take a while. So, be patient. In the meantime, practice your acceptance speech. Something like, "I'd like to thank my mom, my dog, and the entire city of Chicago..." might work.
Remember: Getting an honorary street sign is not a guaranteed process. But hey, if you don't try, you'll never know. And if it doesn't work out, you can always try to get a building named after you. Or a park. Or a really big sandwich.
How To Questions
How to choose the right street?
Pick a street that has personal significance or is in a neighborhood you're connected to.
How to build support?
Create a social media campaign, collect signatures, and reach out to local community groups.
How to approach an alderman?
Do your research, be polite, and clearly explain why you deserve an honorary street sign.
How to prepare for the unveiling?
Plan a small celebration with friends and family, and don't forget to bring a camera!
How to maintain your street cred?
Continue to be a positive force in the community and live up to the honor bestowed upon you.
