From the Concrete Jungle to the City of Brotherly Love: A Philly-delphia Guide
So, you're tired of the towering skyscrapers, the endless honking, and the questionable pizza slices of New York City? Good for you! It's time to escape to the land of cheesesteaks, Rocky Balboa, and a surprisingly decent accent. Let's talk about how to get from the Big Apple to the City of Brotherly Love - Philadelphia.
Train, Plane, or Automobile?
Let's Talk Trains: If you're looking for speed and comfort, Amtrak is your jam. It's like sitting in a slightly less cramped airplane without the TSA drama. Plus, you get to enjoy the scenic views (unless you're asleep, which, let's be real, is highly likely). Just remember, Amtrak tickets can be a little pricey, especially if you're booking last minute.
Bus Your Way There: For the budget-conscious traveler, a bus is the way to go. Megabus and Greyhound are the main players in this game. You'll save some cash, but be prepared for a slightly longer journey and possibly some questionable seatmates. It's like a real-life version of the movie "Speed," but without the Keanu Reeves.
Driving Your Own Ride: If you're the type who enjoys control and the freedom to stop for questionable roadside attractions, then driving is your best bet. Just be prepared for traffic, tolls, and the possibility of getting lost (even with GPS). It's like a real-life version of "The Fast and the Furious," but without the Vin Diesel.
Tips for Your Philly Adventure
- Cheesesteaks are a religion: Don't even think about arguing about where to get the best one. Just enjoy it.
- Rocky Balboa is everywhere: Embrace your inner champ and visit the Rocky Steps. Just don't try to run up them. You'll probably embarrass yourself.
- The Liberty Bell is pretty cool: Sure, it's cracked, but it's still a historical icon. Take a selfie with it, but don't try to fix it.
- Try a soft pretzel: They're basically the Philly equivalent of pizza. And they're delicious.
How To...
- How to avoid looking like a tourist? Dress like a local. Jeans, a t-shirt, and sneakers are always a safe bet.
- How to order a cheesesteak? Keep it simple. Provolone, onions, and wit (which means "with" cheese whiz).
- How to experience Philly like a local? Explore the neighborhoods, try the local craft beer, and catch a Phillies game.
- How to save money? Use public transportation, eat at food trucks, and look for free events.
- How to have a good time? Relax, enjoy the city, and don't take yourself too seriously.
So, what are you waiting for? Pack your bags and head to Philly! Just remember, when in Rome (or Philadelphia), do as the Romans (or Philadelphians) do.
