Chasing the Chicago Basin Dream: A Guide for the Not-So-Adventurous
So, you want to go to the Chicago Basin, huh? Good for you! You've got excellent taste in wilderness areas. Just don't expect me to join you. I prefer my wilderness to come with Wi-Fi and room service. But I digress. Let's talk about how to get your butt to this magical place.
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| How To Get To Chicago Basin |
Option 1: The Allure of the Iron Horse
Now, this is the glamorous way to do it. Hop on the Durango & Silverton Narrow Gauge Railroad. It's like stepping back in time, minus the cholera and questionable hygiene practices. You'll chug along through stunning scenery, feeling like a rugged outdoorsman, even if you're secretly terrified of heights and bugs. Just remember, the train doesn’t actually land in Chicago Basin. You'll still have to hike a bit. But hey, at least you got the cool train ride out of it.
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Option 2: The Backpacker's Baptism
If you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can hike in. There are a few different routes, each promising its own unique blend of pain and suffering. You'll be carrying everything on your back, which is a great way to bond with your gear and develop a deep-seated hatred for the concept of comfort.
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Pro Tip: Don't forget to pack a sense of humor. It's going to come in handy when you're halfway up a mountain, your shoes are filling with blisters, and you're questioning all your life choices.
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What to Expect: Bears, Bugs, and Bliss
Once you finally make it to Chicago Basin, you'll be rewarded with breathtaking views, crystal-clear lakes, and the sweet, sweet sound of silence. But don't get too comfortable. Bears are a real thing here, and they're not afraid to steal your food. And let's not forget the bugs. They're like tiny, winged vampires, determined to make your life miserable.
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But amidst all the challenges, there's a sense of peace and solitude that's hard to find anywhere else. It's a place where you can truly disconnect from the world and reconnect with yourself. Or at least with your hiking boots.
How to... Chicago Basin Edition
- How to prepare for the altitude: Start acclimatizing a few days before your trip. Drink plenty of water and avoid alcohol.
- How to pack light: Every ounce counts. Leave the luxury items at home. You don't need a hairdryer in the wilderness.
- How to deal with bears: Store your food properly and make noise while hiking. You don't want to surprise a grumpy bear.
- How to find the best campsites: Look for flat ground near a water source, but avoid areas with lots of bear scat.
- How to enjoy the experience: Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. So take your time, soak it all in, and don't forget to bring a good book (or a Kindle, if you're really committed to the digital age).
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