From the Concrete Jungle to the Coral Reef: A Guide to Getting Your Butt to Key West
So, you're tired of the LA traffic, the overpriced avocado toast, and the constant threat of wildfires? You're dreaming of turquoise waters, swaying palm trees, and a laid-back lifestyle. Well, my friend, you're not alone. Thousands of people escape the Golden State's gilded cage for the laid-back charm of Key West every year. But how do you actually get there? Let's dive in.
Flying the Friendly Skies (Or Not So Friendly, Depending on Your Airline)
The most obvious choice is to fly. It's the quickest way to escape the hustle and bustle. Just remember, airlines are like your exes: some will treat you well, while others will leave you stranded in a middle seat with a crying baby. So, do your research. Maybe avoid the one with the questionable baggage fees and the tendency to lose your luggage.
Pro tip: If you're a frequent flyer, consider using airline miles. You might just find yourself sipping a margarita on a beach instead of redeeming those points for another pair of noise-canceling headphones.
Road Trippin' It: A Cross-Country Odyssey
If you've got the time (and the patience), a road trip is a classic American adventure. You'll see everything from the vast deserts of Arizona to the swampy beauty of the Everglades. Just be prepared for a long haul. And don't forget to pack snacks, audiobooks, and a really good playlist.
Warning: Avoid driving through Texas in August. The heat can be brutal, and you might encounter some... interesting wildlife.
Bus or Train: For the Budget-Conscious Adventurer
If you're on a tight budget, taking a bus or train is an option. It's definitely slower, but it can be a fun way to meet people and see the country. Just be prepared for some uncomfortable seats and questionable hygiene.
Important note: Don't eat the mystery meat from the vending machine. Trust me on this.
How to Survive the Journey (And Your Sanity)
- Hydrate: The air on planes is super dry, and long car rides can dehydrate you. Pack plenty of water.
- Entertainment: Download movies, podcasts, or audiobooks. You'll thank yourself later.
- Snacks: Avoid airport food prices by bringing your own snacks.
- Comfort: Invest in a good travel pillow and noise-canceling headphones.
- Patience: Traffic jams, flight delays, and lost luggage happen. Just roll with it.
How To... Key West Edition
- How to relax: Order a piña colada and do absolutely nothing.
- How to explore: Rent a bike and cruise around the island.
- How to eat: Try the fresh seafood. You won't regret it.
- How to party: Check out Duval Street for nightlife.
- How to recharge: Catch a sunset at Mallory Square.
