Hurricane Hilary: Did LA Get Swallowed by a Watery Monster?
So, you're wondering if Los Angeles got a surprise oceanfront property courtesy of Hurricane Hilary? Let's dive in, shall we?
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The Great Hilary Hype
Remember when everyone was freaking out about Hurricane Hilary? Yeah, us too. We were picturing surfers riding waves down Hollywood Boulevard, and Leonardo DiCaprio rescuing people from his yacht (probably a fictional yacht, but let's roll with it). But alas, nature had other plans.
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Hilary decided to be more of a "tropical storm with attitude" than a full-blown hurricane by the time it reached LA. It was like that friend who promises a crazy night out but ends up ordering pizza and watching reruns.
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Did LA Get Flooded?
While Hilary didn't unleash her full hurricane fury, she did bring some pretty intense rain. It was like LA was trying to audition for a monsoon commercial. Roads turned into rivers, basements became swimming pools, and the occasional fish was spotted commuting by bus. But fear not, the city's drainage system (mostly) held its ground.
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So, Is It Safe to Surf in Beverly Hills?
Nope, still no surfing in Beverly Hills. The ocean is still a good distance away, and Hilary's waves weren't that kind of epic. But hey, you never know, maybe next year.
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What to Do If Your House is a Lake
If your living room is now an aquarium, here are some quick tips:
- Invest in a snorkel: It's a new hobby!
- Befriend the fish: They might bring you seaweed snacks.
- Call your insurance agent: Unless you have a "marine dwelling" rider, you might be out of luck.
How to Prepare for the Next Almost-Hurricane
Okay, so Hilary might have been a bit of a tease, but it's always good to be prepared.
- How to stock your hurricane pantry: Chips, salsa, and plenty of bottled water.
- How to build a DIY raft: In case you need to commute to work by river.
- How to find the highest point in your house: For dramatic weather watching.
- How to make friends with your neighbors: You never know when you'll need to borrow a boat.
- How to stay calm: Remember, it's just water. (Mostly.)
So there you have it. LA survived Hurricane Hilary with a few soggy socks and a newfound respect for weather forecasts. Let's hope the next one is more of a beach party than a sprinkler system gone wild.
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