Is Houston About to Become Houston-apolis?
So, you’re wondering if Houston, the city that practically invented humidity, is about to experience a snowpocalypse? Let’s dive into this icy topic.
Houston and Snow: A Love-Hate Relationship
Houston and snow have a relationship akin to oil and water. They just don’t mix. While the rest of the country is bundled up like Eskimos, Houstonians are sporting their favorite tank tops and complaining about the AC. But every now and then, Mother Nature throws a curveball.
Snow in Houston: A Rare Breed
Let's get real: snow in Houston is about as common as finding a four-leaf clover on a bald eagle. It can happen, but it's more likely you'll see a herd of unicorns grazing in Hermann Park. But just because it's rare doesn't mean it's impossible. Remember that time in 2011 when Houston looked like a winter wonderland for about five minutes? Yeah, that was wild.
So, Will It Snow This Year?
The short answer is: probably not. Houston's climate is just not conducive to snow. But hey, weather forecasters are as accurate as a psychic goldfish sometimes. So, keep an eye on those weather apps, but don't cancel your beach plans just yet.
How to Prepare for a Houston Snowpocalypse (Just in Case)
Okay, let’s get serious for a second. If by some miracle, Houston does get hit with a blizzard, you'll want to be prepared. Here are a few tips:
- How to Build a Snow Igloo in Your Living Room: Use pillows and blankets. It's not ideal, but it'll do.
- How to Survive on Tacos and Tex-Mex: Because let's face it, that's all you'll be able to find.
- How to Have a Snowball Fight in 80-Degree Weather: Wear gloves and pretend really hard.
- How to Turn Your Pool into an Ice Skating Rink: Good luck with that one.
- How to Order a Coat Online: Because you definitely don't own one.
So, there you have it. Snow in Houston? Unlikely. But hey, stranger things have happened. Stay warm (or cool, depending on the day), and enjoy the sunshine!
