Snow in Houston? Are You Kidding Me?
So, you're thinking of visiting Houston, Texas, and you're wondering about snow? Let's clear this up right away: Snow in Houston is about as common as finding a unicorn riding a skateboard. Unless, of course, you count those rare, fleeting ice crystals that might grace the ground for a few bewildered minutes before melting into a puddle of disbelief.
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Houston: A Snowless Wonderland
Houston, my friend, is a city where the sun shines brighter and the humidity higher than most places can handle. We're talking about a place where people wear shorts on Christmas. So, when it comes to snow, we're more likely to experience a heatwave.
But wait! Before you pack your swim trunks and forget about winter wear altogether, there's a tiny, tiny chance of a winter wonderland moment. It's like winning the lottery, but with less money and more frozen precipitation.
QuickTip: Scan quickly, then go deeper where needed.
How to Prepare for Snow in Houston (Just Kidding)
Since we've established that snow is basically a myth in Houston, here's what you should be preparing for:
- Heat: Bring sunscreen, a hat, and a healthy dose of sarcasm for when people ask if you brought a coat.
- Humidity: Invest in a good dehumidifier or learn to embrace the frizz.
- Tex-Mex Cuisine: Prepare your taste buds for an explosion of flavor.
How to Survive a Snowpocalypse in Houston (Again, Just Kidding)
Okay, let's just say for argument's sake that Houston actually gets a foot of snow. Here's how to survive:
Tip: Break it down — section by section.
- Find a warm place: Your car is probably not it.
- Build a snow igloo: Just kidding, again. It'll melt before you finish the first block.
- Embrace the chaos: It's going to be a wild ride.
FAQ: Snow in Houston (Just for Fun)
How to build a snowman in Houston?
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- Find a really cold freezer.
How to ice skate in Houston?
QuickTip: Check if a section answers your question.
- Look for a really slippery floor.
How to make snow angels in Houston?
- Use flour or powdered sugar.
How to have a snowball fight in Houston?
Tip: The middle often holds the main point.
- Use water balloons.
How to survive a blizzard in Houston?
- Move to Antarctica.
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