LA or NYC: The Eternal Acting Conundrum
So, you want to be a star, huh? Good for you! You’ve got the drive, the passion, and the delusional belief that you’re the next Meryl Streep or Leonardo DiCaprio. Now comes the really tough part: deciding whether to chase your dreams in the glitz and glamour of LA or the concrete jungle of NYC. Let's break down this age-old question, shall we?
LA: Where Dreams Are Made (And Crushed)
LA, the land of sunshine, superficiality, and soul-crushing rejection. But hey, at least you'll have a killer tan!
- Pros: Film and TV galore. You’ll rub shoulders with celebs (or at least their body doubles). The weather is amazing, unless you’re one of those weirdos who likes snow.
- Cons: The competition is fierce. You'll spend more time waiting in line for auditions than actually acting. And let's not even talk about the traffic. It's like a real-life game of Frogger, but with SUVs.
NYC: The Big Apple, Where Dreams Are Tested
NYC, the city that never sleeps... because there's always someone honking or construction happening. But hey, at least you'll never be bored!
- Pros: A thriving theater scene. You'll learn to walk fast and talk even faster. Pizza is life.
- Cons: The cost of living will make you question your life choices. Winter is a real bitch. You'll develop a deep-seated hatred for the subway.
So, Which One Should You Choose?
Honestly, there's no right or wrong answer. It depends on what kind of actor you want to be. If you're all about film and TV, LA might be your jam. If you crave the stage and a more "gritty" experience, NYC could be your calling.
Or, hear me out: you could do both! Start in one city, gain some experience, and then conquer the other. Just be prepared to live out of a suitcase and have a nervous breakdown or two.
Remember: Talent is important, but so is perseverance. No matter where you go, be prepared to work hard, network like crazy, and develop a thick skin. And for the love of all that is holy, learn how to audition.
How to...
- How to survive in LA: Embrace the outdoors, learn to drive (or at least fake it), and master the art of small talk.
- How to survive in NYC: Layer up, learn the subway system, and develop a strong tolerance for noise.
- How to find an agent: Network, network, network. And be prepared to do some unpaid work to build your reel.
- How to deal with rejection: Develop a strong support system, pick yourself up, and keep auditioning.
- How to stay sane in this industry: Remember why you started, find a hobby, and don't take it personally.
Good luck, future star! And remember, even if you don't make it big, at least you'll have some great stories to tell.
