The Cubs: Are They Good, Bad, or Just Confused?
So, you wanna know how the Chicago Cubs are doing, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions. Remember that time the Cubs were actually good? Yeah, me neither. But hey, at least they've got a pretty logo, right?
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The NL Central: A Tough Neighborhood
The Cubs are currently trying to navigate the treacherous waters of the NL Central. It's like trying to find your way through a corn maze while blindfolded and wearing roller skates. The competition is fierce, and the Cubs seem to be playing a game of hot potato with the lead. One day they're on top, the next they're in the basement. It’s enough to make a grown man cry (or at least order a pizza).
Are They Contenders or Pretenders?
The million-dollar question: Are the Cubs actually trying to win, or are they just here for the free peanuts? It's a debate as old as time itself (or at least as old as the Cubs' last World Series win). Some fans are holding onto hope like a lifeline, while others are already planning their winter vacations.
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One thing's for sure: The Cubs have a knack for keeping us on the edge of our seats. Whether they're blowing a lead in the ninth inning or pulling off a miraculous comeback, they always manage to keep us entertained.
How to... Cubs Edition
- How to Stay Sane as a Cubs Fan: Lower your expectations, find a good therapist, and stock up on beer.
- How to Predict a Cubs Game: Flip a coin. Seriously, it's about as accurate.
- How to Survive a Cubs Losing Streak: Binge-watch old Friends episodes and pretend you're living in a much happier world.
- How to Celebrate a Cubs Win: Dance like nobody's watching (because chances are, nobody will be).
- How to Cope with the Cubs Offseason: Start planning your fantasy football draft.
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