New York, New York: It's Freezing My Tush Off!
New York City, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of... and so is the unbearable cold! Let’s talk about the heat of the situation, literally.
When Does the Heat Turn On?
You might think that the moment the first snowflake dares to touch the ground, your landlord is legally obligated to crank up the heat to sauna levels. Wrong-o, city slicker! The heating season in NYC actually runs from October 1st to May 31st. So, if you’re shivering in September, tough luck. You're on your own, buddy.
How Hot Does It Have to Be?
Ah, the golden question. Well, it depends on the time of day. During the day (6 AM to 10 PM), if it’s below 55 degrees outside, your place should be at least 68 degrees. But don’t get too comfy, because at night (10 PM to 6 AM), it only needs to be a cozy 62 degrees. So, if you’re a night owl who likes to roam around in your underwear, you might want to invest in some thermal pajamas.
What If My Place is an Icebox?
If your apartment feels like the North Pole, don’t despair. You have rights! First, try to have a civilized conversation with your landlord. Maybe they’re just unaware of the icy tundra they’ve created. If that doesn’t work, unleash your inner Karen and call 311. They’ll send in the heat police (okay, not really, but they will help).
A Word of Warning
While it’s tempting to crank the heat up to 90 degrees and turn your apartment into a personal sauna, remember, your neighbors might not appreciate the sudden desert climate. So, be considerate, and let’s all try to find a happy medium.
How to... Handle NYC Heat Woes
- How to tell if your landlord is breaking the heat law: If it's below 55 degrees outside and your place is colder than your ex's heart, your landlord might be in violation.
- How to report a heat issue: Dial 311 or use the 311 app. Be prepared to provide your address and a detailed description of the problem.
- How to stay warm without breaking the bank: Layer up, drink hot beverages, and invest in a good quality blanket.
- How to avoid heat-related conflicts with your neighbors: Communicate openly and try to find a compromise.
- How to survive a NYC winter: Embrace the cold, find indoor activities, and remember, spring is just around the corner (hopefully).