Dave Matthews Band: The River Runs Red (or Brown, Actually)
So, let’s talk about a day in Chicago that went from "nice summer breeze" to "oh, hell no" faster than you can say "Crash into Me." It’s the day the Dave Matthews Band decided to give the Chicago River a rather... unique baptism.
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| What Did The Dave Matthews Band Do To The Chicago River |
A Day at the River
Imagine this: You're on a leisurely boat tour, soaking up the Chicago skyline, feeling all cultured and stuff. Then, suddenly, a brown waterfall descends from the heavens. Not the refreshing kind that comes from the sky, but the kind that makes you question your life choices.
Yep, that’s what happened to a boatload of unsuspecting tourists in 2004. The culprit? The Dave Matthews Band’s tour bus, which, let’s just say, had a very full septic tank.
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The Aftermath: A Stinky Situation
The ensuing chaos was, to put it mildly, unpleasant. People were drenched, horrified, and probably questioning their life insurance policies. The river, once a symbol of the city’s resilience, was suddenly the butt of every joke.
But hey, let's give credit where credit is due. The band did eventually apologize, and they even donated a hefty sum to clean up the mess. So, there’s that.
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The Lasting Impact
Now, you might be wondering, "Did the river ever recover?" Well, nature is resilient, and the Chicago River, like a champ, bounced back. It’s still there, carrying on with its rivery business, probably with a side-eye to any passing tour buses.
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And as for the Dave Matthews Band? Well, they're still making music. But let's just say, their reputation as environmentally conscious rock stars took a bit of a hit.
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How to Avoid Becoming a Human Popsicle
If you’re planning a river cruise, here are a few tips:
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- How to choose a good day: Check the weather forecast. Avoid days with high winds.
- How to dress appropriately: Layers are your friend. Bring a waterproof jacket, just in case.
- How to react if the unexpected happens: Stay calm, find a life jacket, and prepare to tell your grandkids about the time you were baptized in... well, you know.
So, next time you're enjoying a peaceful boat ride, spare a thought for those unfortunate souls who experienced the "Dave Matthews Shower." And remember, even the most unlikely things can happen on a river cruise.
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