The Dugout: A Home Run or a Strikeout?
So, you've heard the rumors. The Dugout, that once-beloved watering hole in the heart of Wrigleyville, has vanished. Poof! Gone like a Cubs rally in the ninth. Let's dive into the murky depths of this tale and see if we can uncover what really happened to this Chicago institution.
A New Year's Eve to Remember (or Forget)
It all went down on New Year's Eve, 2021. Picture this: a packed house, the kind of crowd that makes you wonder if everyone else has plans for, you know, life. The Dugout was in full swing, a sea of humanity packed tighter than a Cubs fan at a fire sale. Then, the cops showed up. Apparently, someone had decided a New Year’s Eve brawl was the perfect way to kick off the decade.
Over Capacity and Under Wraps
The police arrived to find a scene that would make a frat party blush. Overcapacity? Check. Social distancing? Ha! Who needs that when you've got free beer and a chance to see someone get knocked out? The Dugout, it seems, had decided to ignore the little details like, oh, I don't know, public health.
The Aftermath: A Grounded Ball
The city wasn't amused. They slapped the Dugout with a shutdown order faster than a Cubs pitcher throws a fastball. The bar was closed indefinitely, leaving a gaping hole in the heart of Wrigleyville. Fans mourned the loss of their favorite game-day spot, while others breathed a sigh of relief that the noise level in the neighborhood had finally dropped.
Will the Dugout Ever Return?
As of now, the future of the Dugout is as uncertain as a Cubs bullpen in the ninth. Will it rise from the ashes like a phoenix, or is this the end of the line? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, let's raise a glass to the memories made at the Dugout. Cheers to the wild nights, the unforgettable games, and the countless stories that will live on in Chicago lore.
How To... Dugout FAQs
How to cope with the loss of the Dugout? Find a new bar, preferably one that doesn't host illegal boxing matches.
How to avoid a similar fate for your own bar? Enforce capacity limits, hire competent security, and maybe, just maybe, consider a dress code.
How to ensure a safe and enjoyable night out? Choose a responsible establishment, drink in moderation, and always have a designated driver or ride-sharing option.
How to support local businesses? Patronize bars and restaurants that follow the rules and prioritize the safety of their customers.
How to move on? Embrace the change and explore new places to enjoy a drink and watch the game. There's a whole world of bars out there waiting to be discovered!