Where'd Ryan Go? The Great Black Ink Mystery
So, let's talk about Ryan from Black Ink Chicago. Remember that dude? The one with the serious tattoo skills and the even more serious family drama? Well, he kinda disappeared. Like, poof! Gone. And the internet, as always, has theories wilder than a squirrel on crack.
Ryan: The Tattooed Houdini
One minute he's inking up the Chi-Town elite, the next? Nada. It's like he vanished into thin air, leaving behind a trail of unfinished tattoos and a whole lot of unanswered questions. Did he join the circus as a human canvas? Become a deep-sea tattooist for mermaids? Or maybe he's just chilling in a remote cabin, perfecting his skills on squirrels?
Theories Abound
There's no shortage of speculation about Ryan's whereabouts. Some say he's off living his best life, far away from the drama of the shop. Others believe he's on a spiritual journey, seeking enlightenment through the art of tattooing (or something like that). And then there's the conspiracy theory crowd, who insist he's been abducted by aliens and is now tattooing extraterrestrial beings.
Personally, I'm leaning towards the squirrel tattooist theory. It's the most believable, right?
What's Next for Ryan?
Only time will tell what the future holds for Ryan. Maybe he'll make a triumphant return to Black Ink, or perhaps he'll embark on a new tattoo adventure. Whatever happens, we can't help but wonder: will he ever finish that sleeve?
In the meantime, let's appreciate Ryan's undeniable talent and hope he's doing well, wherever he is.
How To... Ryan Edition
- How to become a tattoo artist like Ryan: Practice, practice, practice. And maybe don't get involved in too much reality TV drama.
- How to deal with family drama like Ryan: Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
- How to disappear without a trace like Ryan: Become a hermit, change your name, and start a new life as a squirrel whisperer.
- How to create a conspiracy theory about Ryan: Watch too many alien documentaries and have a very active imagination.
- How to appreciate Ryan's talent: Look at his tattoo work. It's pretty damn impressive.