Don't Tip, Don't Trip: A NYC Survival Guide
So, you're planning a trip to the Big Apple, huh? Great choice! You're about to experience a city that never sleeps, where dreams are made (and rents are astronomical). But before you dive headfirst into the concrete jungle, let's talk about something that might make your hair stand on end: tipping.
Tipping: The NYC Tax No One Told You About
Now, I know what you're thinking, "Tipping? Isn't that just being nice?" Well, in most places, yes. But in NYC, it's more like a mandatory surcharge. You tip for everything from your waiter to the person who hands you your coffee. It's enough to make your wallet weep.
But fear not, cheapskate! While not tipping is technically legal, it's about as popular as wearing a Yankees cap to a Mets game. You'll likely face some frosty stares, and maybe even a few muttered curses under someone's breath.
What Happens If You Don't Tip?
So, what exactly happens if you decide to buck the system and keep your wallet firmly closed? Well, let's just say your chances of winning the lottery are higher.
- Slow Service: Want to wait an eternity for your food? Not tipping is a surefire way to guarantee glacial service. Your server might even pretend they forgot about you altogether.
- Dirty Looks: Prepare to be the subject of some serious side-eye. People in NYC are used to a certain level of tipping, and they won't be shy about letting you know they're displeased.
- Possible Confrontation: In rare cases, you might even encounter a server who's had enough. They might politely (or not so politely) remind you about the custom of tipping.
Tipping Tips (Irony Intended)
Okay, so you've decided to be a good human and tip. Here are a few quick tips to help you navigate the treacherous waters of NYC tipping:
- Restaurants: Aim for 18-20% of the pre-tax bill. More for exceptional service, less if you felt shortchanged.
- Bars: A dollar or two per drink is standard.
- Taxis: 15-20% is customary, plus extra for luggage or long rides.
- Delivery: A few bucks is appreciated, especially if it's cold or rainy.
Remember, tipping is just one small part of the NYC experience. So go out there, explore, and enjoy the city! Just be prepared to part with a few extra bucks along the way.
How To... Tipping Edition
- How to calculate a tip: Multiply the pre-tax bill by the desired percentage (e.g., 0.18 for 18%).
- How to avoid feeling ripped off: Remember, you're paying for service as well as the food.
- How to decide how much to tip: Consider the quality of service and the overall experience.
- How to politely decline extra service: A simple "no, thank you" is usually sufficient.
- How to handle a rude server: If possible, speak to a manager about the issue.