Gwen Garrett: The COO Who Ruled Chicago Med with an Iron Fist (and a Budget Spreadsheet)
So, you're wondering what happened to Gwen Garrett on Chicago Med season 7, huh? Well, buckle up, because this is a rollercoaster of emotions, medical drama, and questionable decision-making.
Gwen: The Hospital's Business-Savvy Nemesis
Gwen Garrett, the COO of Gaffney Chicago Medical Center, was essentially the hospital's corporate overlord. Armed with a steely gaze and a love for spreadsheets that would make an accountant weep, she was determined to turn the hospital into a profit-making machine. And let's just say, her methods were...interesting.
Remember that time she almost let a patient die to save a buck? Or when she tried to outsource the entire ER? Yeah, that was her. While the doctors and nurses were busy saving lives, Gwen was busy calculating the cost-per-minute of CPR.
The Downfall of a Hospital Hawk
Now, you're probably wondering if Gwen got her comeuppance. Well, sort of. Season 7 was a rollercoaster for her. There were moments when you thought she might actually have a heart, like when she showed a glimmer of empathy for a patient. But then she'd go right back to her old tricks, making you question if she was actually a robot in disguise.
Ultimately, Gwen's reign of terror didn't end with a dramatic explosion or a heroic sacrifice. It was more of a slow, painful decline. She made some questionable decisions that started to erode her credibility, and let's just say, she didn't make a lot of friends in the process.
So, did Gwen leave the show? Not exactly. But her role certainly diminished, and she became less of a central figure. It's like she was slowly fading into the background, much to the relief of the hospital staff (and probably the viewers too).
How to Survive a Gwen Garrett-Inflicted Hospital Stay
If you ever find yourself as a patient in a hospital run by a Gwen Garrett-type character, here are a few tips:
- How to avoid being a cost-cutting measure: Bring your own supplies. Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, be prepared to advocate for yourself.
- How to deal with a heartless administrator: Find a nurse who seems to have a soul. They're your lifeline.
- How to survive a hospital stay without going broke: Consider getting health insurance. Or, you know, just stay healthy.
- How to cope with the stress of a hospital stay: Bring a good book and some calming music. And maybe a therapy dog.
- How to appreciate the healthcare workers: They're superheroes, especially when dealing with the likes of Gwen Garrett.
So, there you have it. The saga of Gwen Garrett, the COO who tried to turn a hospital into a business. While she may not have been the most beloved character, she certainly made for some dramatic television. And hey, at least she gave us something to talk about.
Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment purposes only. Please don't try to outsource your healthcare.