Who's Who in the Windy City Wild West: A Guide to the Chicago P.D. Cast
So, you’ve binged all the seasons of Chicago P.D. and now you’re wondering who the heck everyone is, right? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. This show has a cast bigger than a Chicago deep dish pizza, and keeping track of everyone is like trying to solve a particularly complex case. Let’s break it down.
The OG Squad: The Ones Who Started It All
- Hank Voight: The undisputed king of questionable morals and questionable haircuts. He's like the anti-hero we all secretly love to hate. Or hate to love. Or something.
- Adam Ruzek: The young and reckless one, with a heart of gold (or at least, a heart that’s trying to be gold). He’s the guy you want on your team, but maybe not driving your car.
- Kevin Atwater: The voice of reason and the moral compass of the team. He’s also really good at basketball, which is always a plus.
- Trudy Platt: The seasoned desk sergeant with a sharp tongue and an even sharper wit. She’s like the mom of the Intelligence Unit, but way cooler.
The New Kids on the Block: The Fresh Faces
- Hailey Upton: Tough, smart, and with a questionable past. She’s the kind of person you’d want by your side in a crisis, but maybe not for a quiet night in.
- Kim Burgess: The heart of the team. She's the one who always has a kind word and a shoulder to cry on. And also, the one who somehow manages to get caught up in the craziest situations.
- Dante Torres: The new guy trying to prove himself. He’s got the skills, but he’s still figuring out the whole "teamwork" thing.
And Then There’s Everyone Else...
Let’s be honest, there are like a million other characters on this show, and trying to keep track of them all is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while juggling chainsaws. But don't worry, you're not missing out on much. Most of them are just there to be shot or arrested anyway.
So, there you have it. A quick and dirty guide to the Chicago P.D. cast. If you're still confused, don't worry. Just keep watching, and eventually, it will all make sense. Or not. But hey, at least you'll have something to talk about at the next party.
How To... Chicago P.D. Edition
- How to survive a Chicago winter as a CPD officer? Layer up. A lot.
- How to balance a high-stress job with a personal life? Therapy. Lots of therapy.
- How to catch a bad guy? Be smarter than them. Or luckier.
- How to deal with Voight? You don’t. You just survive.
- How to become a CPD officer? Good luck with that. The academy is probably harder than Navy SEAL training.