The Citadel: LA's Accidental Palace
So, you've heard about the Citadel in Los Angeles, huh? You're probably picturing a medieval fortress, complete with knights in shining armor and dragons. Well, let me burst your bubble (and then inflate it with something way cooler).
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| What is The Citadel In Los Angeles |
A Tire Factory Fit for a King?
The Citadel is actually an outlet mall. But not just any outlet mall. Oh no, this is LA, baby! So, we had to add a touch of Hollywood glamor. The result? A building that looks like it was plucked straight out of an ancient Assyrian palace.
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Imagine this: You're cruising down the highway, minding your own business, and suddenly, BAM! You're confronted with this majestic, imposing structure that looks like it should be home to a hoard of gold and a really angry king. But nope, it's just a place to buy discounted jeans.
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The Secret Life of a Tire Factory
Now, before you start planning your archaeological dig, let's get one thing straight: The Citadel was not originally built as a palace. It was actually a tire factory. A tire factory. Can you believe it? All that grandeur, all that history-imitating-art, and it used to be filled with the smell of rubber.
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Talk about a makeover!
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Shop 'Til You Drop (Or at Least Til Your Wallet Cries)
Okay, enough about the building's past. Let's talk about the present. The Citadel is home to a plethora of stores, offering everything from designer duds to delicious eats. You can spend hours wandering through the labyrinthine corridors, pretending you're Indiana Jones searching for the Lost Ark (of bargains).
And don't forget to check out the food court. You'll find everything from classic American fare to international cuisine. It's the perfect place to refuel after a hard day of shopping.
So, Should You Go?
Absolutely! The Citadel is a unique and unforgettable experience. It's like stepping into a time machine and then immediately buying a pair of sunglasses. How often do you get to say you've shopped in an Assyrian palace?
How To Citadel
How to find the Citadel: It's located in Commerce, California, just a short drive from downtown Los Angeles.How to prepare for the Citadel: Wear comfortable shoes. You'll be doing a lot of walking.How to survive the Citadel: Bring your wallet (or credit card), but also bring your patience. Crowds can get crazy.How to impress your friends: Tell them you shopped in a real-life palace.How to make the most of your visit: Plan your shopping strategy beforehand and set a budget.
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