Houston: The City That Never Sleeps... Or Stops Sneezing
Houston, we have a problem. Or rather, Houston, we have several problems. Let's dive into the wonderful world of what's currently making Houstonians reach for tissues, over-the-counter meds, and their trusty conspiracy theory hats.
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The Great Houston Germy Gala
It's like everyone in Houston decided to have a massive, city-wide slumber party without bothering to wash their hands. We're talking about a germ-fest of epic proportions. The usual suspects - common cold, flu, and allergies - are making their rounds with a vengeance. You know it's bad when even the cockroaches are wearing masks.
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But wait, there's more! We’ve got a new kid on the block: a mysterious upper respiratory infection that’s leaving people feeling like they swallowed a cactus. It's like Houston is Ground Zero for a new reality show called "Survivor: Snotty City."
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What to Do When Houston Has a Collective Cold
So, you're feeling under the weather and surrounded by sniffling comrades. Don't panic! Just remember these golden rules:
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- Hydrate like a camel: Water is your BFF.
- Rest like a sloth: Your body is trying to fight off invaders, so give it a break.
- Vitamin C like a sailor: This antioxidant might not be a miracle cure, but it can't hurt.
- Avoid people like the plague: Or at least, the flu.
And if symptoms persist, consult a real live doctor. Because let's face it, Dr. Google is great for cat videos, but not so much for medical advice.
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The Conspiracy Corner
Of course, no good outbreak is complete without a healthy dose of speculation. Some folks are blaming 5G towers, others alien microbes, and a few are convinced it's a government plot to control the population. We're not saying these theories are true, but they certainly make for entertaining water cooler conversations.
How to Stay Sane in Sick City
- How to boost your immune system: Eat well, sleep well, and exercise regularly.
- How to avoid getting sick: Wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze, and avoid close contact with sick people.
- How to find a good doctor: Ask friends for recommendations, check online reviews, and schedule appointments in advance.
- How to keep your home clean: Disinfect surfaces regularly, wash bedding in hot water, and open windows for fresh air.
- How to stay entertained while sick: Binge-watch your favorite shows, read books, or play games.
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