Who's That Bear? It's Staley, Da Bear!
So, you're wondering who the fuzzy, football-loving face of the Chicago Bears is? Well, let me introduce you to the undisputed king of the Windy City sidelines: Staley Da Bear.
The Bear Necessities
Staley isn't just a mascot; he's a full-blown Chicagoan. You'll find him roaring his way through Soldier Field on game days, but when he's not entertaining the crowd, he's probably deep-dish pizza-ing or trying to figure out how to work the CTA (we've all been there, Staley).
This bear isn't your average, cuddly critter. He's got more energy than a caffeinated squirrel and a dance moves that would make Bruno Mars jealous. You might see him doing push-ups in the endzone, nailing a perfect field goal, or even trying to catch a pass from Justin Fields (we're not sure how that ends up).
Staley's Got Game (and a Wardrobe)
One thing's for sure: Staley has style. From his classic Bears uniform to his occasional costume changes (we're still not sure what was up with that hot dog outfit), this bear knows how to make an entrance. And let's not forget his impressive collection of hats: everything from a cowboy hat to a beanie.
Pro Tip: If you ever see Staley without his hat, run. Or at least, grab your phone for a selfie. It's a rare sight.
How to Staley Da Bear
- How to spot Staley Da Bear: Look for a furry, enthusiastic creature causing chaos on the sidelines.
- How to get Staley's attention: Wave, shout, or offer him a deep-dish pizza.
- How to dress like Staley: Find a blue and orange outfit and a friendly bear costume (optional).
- How to cheer like Staley: Roar loudly, clap enthusiastically, and dance like nobody's watching.
- How to be as energetic as Staley: Drink lots of coffee, eat lots of pizza, and never stop moving.