The North Side: Chicago's Good Side (or So They Say)
Let's talk about the North Side of Chicago. You know, that place where everyone pretends to be cooler than you, but secretly wishes they were as down-to-earth as the rest of us.
A Brief Overview (or So We Think)
The North Side is basically Chicago's attempt at creating a mini-Europe. You've got your Old Town, which is like trying to recreate a quaint English village, but with higher rent. Then there's Lincoln Park, where everyone's dog is better dressed than you. And let's not forget Lakeview, the epicenter of brunch and overpriced avocado toast.
But hey, it's not all bad. The North Side does have its perks. Like, really good pizza. And a disproportionate number of people who own stand-up paddleboards.
The People: A Diverse Bunch (or So They Claim)
The North Side is home to a fascinating mix of people. You've got your trust fund kids, your aspiring actors, and your people who insist on calling themselves "foodies." There's also a surprisingly large population of people who wear Patagonia vests year-round, even in the dead of winter.
One thing's for sure: everyone on the North Side has a strong opinion about something. Whether it's the best brewery, the coolest boutique, or the most authentic taco truck, they're ready to debate you until the cows come home.
Things to Do: More Than Just Brunch (We Promise)
Sure, brunch is a big deal on the North Side, but there's actually more to do than just eat eggs Benedict and drink mimosas. You can visit the Lincoln Park Zoo, catch a Cubs game at Wrigley Field, or explore the various museums and cultural institutions.
And if you're feeling adventurous, you can even try kayaking on the Chicago River. Just be prepared to dodge the occasional floating pizza crust.
How to Navigate the North Side
- How to blend in: Wear something from Lululemon and carry a reusable tote bag.
- How to order coffee: Ask for a latte with oat milk and two pumps of vanilla syrup.
- How to find a parking spot: Good luck with that.
- How to survive the winter: Invest in a good coat and embrace the indoor hibernation.
- How to enjoy the summer: Hit the beach, attend a rooftop party, and try not to get priced out of everything.