COVID-19: The Office Plague and Your Survival Guide
So, your coworker just dropped a bomb: they're positive for COVID-19. Panic ensues, right? Well, not quite. Let's break down the protocol for this less-than-ideal situation in California.
I Think I Can, I Think I Can't... Handle This
First off, don’t freak out. We’ve all been there (or at least, we’ve all seen it on TV). Deep breaths, people. This is where your office's emergency plan should kick in (if it doesn't, maybe it's time for a new office).
Isolation Nation
The infected employee needs to go into isolation. This means no office parties, no water cooler chats, and definitely no shared snacks. We're talking full-on hermit mode for a few days.
Contact Tracing: The New Hot Gossip
Now, the fun part (said no one ever): contact tracing. This is where you find out who was sharing pens, coffee mugs, or even just the same air space with the infected person. It’s like a real-life game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with less prestige.
Clean It Up, Jessica
Disinfection is key. Think of your office as a crime scene (minus the bodies). Wipe down everything, from doorknobs to keyboards. If you're feeling extra cautious, break out the hazmat suit. Just kidding (kind of).
Sick Leave: The Ultimate Office Perk (Sort Of)
If you're feeling under the weather, or if you've been in close contact with the infected person, take a sick day. It's not a vacation, but it's definitely a step up from the office.
The Big Question: Should I Wear a Mask?
While masks might not be mandatory everywhere, it's not a bad idea to wear one if you're feeling uneasy. It's like fashion, but for protection. Plus, it gives you an excuse to try out those cool patterned ones.
FAQ: How To...
- How to avoid getting sick: Wash your hands like you're a surgeon, maintain a safe distance, and avoid touching your face.
- How to support a sick coworker: Send them get-well messages, offer to help with tasks, and let them know you're there for them.
- How to disinfect your workspace: Use disinfectant wipes on surfaces, and consider using a UV light sanitizer for your phone and other personal items.
- How to stay calm: Remember, this is temporary. Practice deep breathing, meditation, or whatever helps you relax.
- How to prevent the spread: Follow the guidelines, be considerate of others, and don't be afraid to speak up if you have concerns.