The Great Chicago Green Mile: A Guide to the St. Patrick's Day Parade Route
So, you want to brave the crowds, the cold, and the questionable fashion choices for the Chicago St. Patrick's Day Parade? Good for you! You’re either Irish, really like green beer, or just enjoy a good spectacle. Whatever your reason, let's get you acquainted with the route of this legendary green gauntlet.
The Route: A Leprechaun's Labyrinth
Now, the route is as predictable as a leprechaun's pot of gold – it's the same every year. But hey, that's part of the charm, right? You know what to expect, but you never know what you'll see.
The parade starts at the intersection of Columbus and Balbo Drives. Think of it as the starting line of a very slow, very colorful marathon. From there, it snakes its way north on Columbus Drive, until it finally collapses, or rather, ends at Monroe Street. It’s like a green river flowing through the heart of Chicago.
Where to Watch: A Strategic Guide
If you're looking for a prime viewing spot, think like a leprechaun – you want a place with a good view of the gold, or in this case, the parade.
- Buckingham Fountain: This is the big kahuna of viewing spots. It's like the VIP section of a leprechaun concert. Expect crowds, but also expect a fantastic view.
- Along Columbus Drive: If you're feeling adventurous, grab a spot along Columbus Drive. Just be prepared for a long haul, and maybe pack a picnic.
- Avoid the Shadows: Unless you enjoy watching the parade from behind someone's head, try to find a spot where you won't be in the shadow of a tall building.
Survival Tips: How to Survive the Green Tide
- Dress Warm: Chicago in March is like an icebox with a green party going on inside. Layer up!
- Bring Snacks: Food trucks and vendors will be there, but prices might be as green as the river.
- Portable Toilet Location: Let’s just say, nature calls, and it calls often during parades.
- Embrace the Green: Wear green, drink green, and for goodness sake, don’t wear white!
How To...
- How to find the best viewing spot? Arrive early, be flexible, and be prepared to people-watch.
- How to stay warm during the parade? Layer up, bring hand warmers, and consider a thermos of hot chocolate.
- How to avoid the crowds? Consider watching the parade on TV or exploring other parts of the city.
- How to find a good bathroom? Plan ahead, and consider the location of nearby establishments.
- How to fully immerse yourself in the St. Patrick's Day spirit? Wear green, drink green beer responsibly, and enjoy the festivities!