What is The Score Of The Texas Oklahoma Game

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Red River Rivalry: Who Won the War?

Okay, so, like, did anyone actually watch the Texas-Oklahoma game? I mean, I tried, but my attention span is about as long as a goldfish's, so I ended up watching cat videos instead. But hey, I'm still here to break down the real important stuff: the fashion, the snacks, and of course, the memes.

Fashion Faux Pas or Field Goal Fabulous?

Let's talk outfits. Were those burnt orange cowboy hats a bold statement or a cry for help? And Oklahoma, you guys are really committed to that crimson, huh? It's like you're trying to blend in with the stadium seats. I'm just saying, maybe next year, consider some neon? Or at least stripes.

Snack Stadium or Snack Fail?

I'm pretty sure I gained five pounds just watching the game. Between the nachos, the hot dogs, the queso, and the beer, I'm surprised I didn't need a stretcher. But hey, it's all about balance, right? Or at least, that's what I tell myself.

Memes: The Real Winners

Honestly, the best part of any game is the memes. Did you see that one about the coach looking like he was trying to solve a Rubik's cube? Or the quarterback who looked like he was about to break into dance? Classic.

So, who won the game? Honestly, I'm not sure. But I know the real winners were the fans who got to enjoy a day of football, food, and fun. And of course, the meme creators.

How To...

  • How to survive a tailgate? Hydrate, eat protein, and bring a good friend (or a really big hat).
  • How to understand football? Just pretend you're watching a really expensive, violent game of tug-of-war.
  • How to deal with losing your team? Therapy, ice cream, and repeat.
  • How to impress your football-loving friends? Learn the difference between a touchdown and a field goal. Or just nod and smile a lot.
  • How to enjoy the game without actually watching it? Focus on the commercials, the snacks, and the halftime show.
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