So, You Wanna Know About the Skyway?
Let's talk about the Chicago Skyway. Not the kind of skyway where you're jetpacking to work, but the kind where you're stuck in traffic cursing the price of tolls. But hey, at least you're getting some pretty sweet views of the city's industrial charm!
A Floating Highway to Nowhere (Kinda)
Imagine building a road in the sky. Sounds like a great idea, right? Until you realize you have to pay a toll to use it. That's basically the Chicago Skyway. It's a 7.8-mile stretch of elevated highway that connects Indiana to Chicago’s South Side. It's like a giant, concrete rollercoaster, but without the loop-de-loops and the fun.
A Toll-ing the Bells
Now, let's talk about the real reason you're here: the tolls. They're not exactly cheap. It's like paying a cover charge to enter a really, really boring club. But hey, at least you get to enjoy the company of other drivers who are also annoyed about the tolls.
Is It Worth It?
Well, that depends. If you enjoy paying extra for the privilege of sitting in traffic, then sure, the Skyway is for you! But if you're looking for a scenic drive, there are probably better options.
Pro Tip: If you're planning a road trip, consider taking the Lake Shore Drive instead. It's free (well, except for gas) and you get to see the lake. Plus, there's always a chance you'll spot a celebrity.
Skyway FAQs
How to avoid the Skyway? If possible, use alternative routes like the Dan Ryan Expressway or the Lake Shore Drive.
How to pay the Skyway toll? You can pay cash or use an electronic toll pass.
How to keep from getting road rage on the Skyway? Turn on some calming music, practice deep breathing, and remember that everyone is in the same boat. Or, you know, just take a different route.
How to appreciate the industrial beauty of the Skyway? Pretend you're a bird and enjoy the view. Or, just keep your eyes on the road.
How to survive the Skyway? Patience, coffee, and maybe a good audiobook.
